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Under protection «Asp - 1.1-30.4» «Barbel - 1.1-30.6» «Barbus cyclolepis Heckel - 1.1-15.3» «Burbot - 1.12-29.2» «European grayling - 1.3-31.5» «Flounder - 15.2-15.5» «Huchen - 1.3-31.5» «Nasus - 1.1-15.5» «Northern Pike - 1.1-30.4» «Platessa - 15.2-15.5» «Vimba - 1.1-30.11» «Vimba - 1.1-30.6» «Wels - 1.1-31.5» «Węgorz europejski - 1.12-31.3» «Zander - 1.1-31.5»
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Name day Sun Moon Fish taking
3 Sun
(62)
Kingi, Maryna, Tycjana rise: 6:22 am
set: 5:26 pm
twilight: 5:49 am
dusk: 6:00 pm
rise: 5:20 am
set: 2:03 pm
phase: 26
quarter: New
morning:
evning:
1 Fri
(60)
Albina, Antoniny, Radosławy rise: 6:26 am
set: 5:23 pm
twilight: 5:53 am
dusk: 5:56 pm
rise: 3:55 am
set: 12:10 pm
phase: 25
quarter: Last Quarter
morning:
evning:
2 Sat
(61)
Halszki, Heleny, Karola rise: 6:24 am
set: 5:25 pm
twilight: 5:51 am
dusk: 5:58 pm
rise: 4:42 am
set: 1:04 pm
phase: 25
quarter: Last Quarter
morning:
evning:
10 Sun
(69)
Bożysławy, Cypriana, Marcelego rise: 6:06 am
set: 5:39 pm
twilight: 5:33 am
dusk: 6:12 pm
rise: 7:59 am
set: 9:45 pm
phase: 4
quarter: First Quarter
morning:
evning:
4 Mon
(63)
Adrianny, Kazimierza, Wacława rise: 6:20 am
set: 5:28 pm
twilight: 5:47 am
dusk: 6:01 pm
rise: 5:52 am
set: 3:05 pm
phase: 27
quarter: New
morning:
evning:
5 Tue
(64)
Aurory, Fryderyka, Oliwii rise: 6:18 am
set: 5:30 pm
twilight: 5:44 am
dusk: 6:03 pm
rise: 6:19 am
set: 4:10 pm
phase: 28
quarter: New
morning:
evning:
6 Wed
(65)
Jordana, Marcina, Róży rise: 6:15 am
set: 5:32 pm
twilight: 5:42 am
dusk: 6:05 pm
rise: 6:41 am
set: 5:16 pm
phase: 1
quarter: New
morning:
evning:
7 Thu
(66)
Flicyty, Kajetana, Pauli rise: 6:13 am
set: 5:33 pm
twilight: 5:40 am
dusk: 6:07 pm
rise: 7:02 am
set: 6:22 pm
phase: 1
quarter: New
morning:
evning:
8 Fri
(67)
Beaty, Juliana, Wincentego rise: 6:11 am
set: 5:35 pm
twilight: 5:38 am
dusk: 6:08 pm
rise: 7:21 am
set: 7:29 pm
phase: 2
quarter: New
morning:
evning:
9 Sat
(68)
Dominika, Franciszki, Katarzyny rise: 6:09 am
set: 5:37 pm
twilight: 5:36 am
dusk: 6:10 pm
rise: 7:39 am
set: 8:36 pm
phase: 3
quarter: New
morning:
evning:
17 Sun
(76)
Reginy, Patryka, Zdyszka rise: 5:51 am
set: 5:50 pm
twilight: 5:18 am
dusk: 6:24 pm
rise: 12:56 pm
set: 4:15 am
phase: 10
quarter: First Quarter
morning:
evning:
11 Mon
(70)
Konstantego, Ludosława, Rozyny rise: 6:04 am
set: 5:40 pm
twilight: 5:31 am
dusk: 6:13 pm
rise: 8:20 am
set: 10:55 pm
phase: 5
quarter: First Quarter
morning:
evning:
12 Tue
(71)
Grzegorza, Justyny, Józefiny rise: 6:02 am
set: 5:42 pm
twilight: 5:29 am
dusk: 6:15 pm
rise: 8:45 am
set: --:--
phase: 6
quarter: First Quarter
morning:
evning:
13 Wed
(72)
Bożeny, Krystyny, Marka rise: 6:00 am
set: 5:44 pm
twilight: 5:27 am
dusk: 6:17 pm
rise: 9:15 am
set: 12:07 am
phase: 6
quarter: First Quarter
morning:
evning:
14 Thu
(73)
Dalii, Leona, Matyldy rise: 5:57 am
set: 5:45 pm
twilight: 5:24 am
dusk: 6:18 pm
rise: 9:54 am
set: 1:17 am
phase: 7
quarter: First Quarter
morning:
evning:
15 Fri
(74)
Delfiny, Longina, Ludwiki rise: 5:55 am
set: 5:47 pm
twilight: 5:22 am
dusk: 6:20 pm
rise: 10:42 am
set: 2:24 am
phase: 8
quarter: First Quarter
morning:
evning:
16 Sat
(75)
Izabeli, Henryka, Oktawii rise: 5:53 am
set: 5:49 pm
twilight: 5:20 am
dusk: 6:22 pm
rise: 11:43 am
set: 3:24 am
phase: 9
quarter: First Quarter
morning:
evning:
24 Sun
(83)
Gabrieli, Marka, Seweryna rise: 5:35 am
set: 6:02 pm
twilight: 5:01 am
dusk: 6:36 pm
rise: 10:31 pm
set: 7:37 am
phase: 18
quarter: Full
morning:
evning:
18 Mon
(77)
Edwarda, Narcyza, Zbysława rise: 5:48 am
set: 5:52 pm
twilight: 5:15 am
dusk: 6:25 pm
rise: 2:16 pm
set: 4:57 am
phase: 12
quarter: Full
morning:
evning:
19 Tue
(78)
Aleksandryny, Józefa, Nicety rise: 5:46 am
set: 5:54 pm
twilight: 5:13 am
dusk: 6:27 pm
rise: 3:41 pm
set: 5:31 am
phase: 13
quarter: Full
morning:
evning:
20 Wed
(79)
Joachima, Kiry, Maurycego rise: 5:44 am
set: 5:56 pm
twilight: 5:11 am
dusk: 6:29 pm
rise: 5:07 pm
set: 6:00 am
phase: 14
quarter: Full
morning:
evning:
21 Thu
(80)
Benedykta, Lubomiry, Lubomira rise: 5:42 am
set: 5:57 pm
twilight: 5:08 am
dusk: 6:30 pm
rise: 6:31 pm
set: 6:25 am
phase: 15
quarter: Full
morning:
evning:
22 Fri
(81)
Bogusława, Jagody, Katarzyny rise: 5:39 am
set: 5:59 pm
twilight: 5:06 am
dusk: 6:32 pm
rise: 7:54 pm
set: 6:48 am
phase: 16
quarter: Full
morning:
evning:
23 Sat
(82)
Feliksa, Konrada, Zbysławy rise: 5:37 am
set: 6:01 pm
twilight: 5:04 am
dusk: 6:34 pm
rise: 9:14 pm
set: 7:12 am
phase: 17
quarter: Full
morning:
evning:
31 Sun
(90)
Balbiny, Kamila, Kornelii rise: 6:19 am
set: 7:14 pm
twilight: 5:45 am
dusk: 7:48 pm
rise: 4:55 am
set: 1:55 pm
phase: 25
quarter: Last Quarter
morning:
evning:
25 Mon
(84)
Bolka, Cezaryny, Marioli rise: 5:32 am
set: 6:04 pm
twilight: 4:59 am
dusk: 6:37 pm
rise: 11:44 pm
set: 8:05 am
phase: 19
quarter: Last Quarter
morning:
evning:
26 Tue
(85)
Dory, Olgi, Teodora rise: 5:30 am
set: 6:06 pm
twilight: 4:57 am
dusk: 6:39 pm
rise: --:--
set: 8:38 am
phase: 20
quarter: Last Quarter
morning:
evning:
27 Wed
(86)
Ernesta, Jana, Marka rise: 5:28 am
set: 6:07 pm
twilight: 4:54 am
dusk: 6:41 pm
rise: 12:51 am
set: 9:17 am
phase: 21
quarter: Last Quarter
morning:
evning:
28 Thu
(87)
Anieli, Kasrota, Soni rise: 5:26 am
set: 6:09 pm
twilight: 4:52 am
dusk: 6:43 pm
rise: 1:50 am
set: 10:02 am
phase: 22
quarter: Last Quarter
morning:
evning:
29 Fri
(88)
Marka, Wiktoryny, Zenona rise: 5:23 am
set: 6:11 pm
twilight: 4:50 am
dusk: 6:44 pm
rise: 2:40 am
set: 10:55 am
phase: 23
quarter: Last Quarter
morning:
evning:
30 Sat
(89)
Amelii, Dobromira, Leonarda rise: 5:21 am
set: 6:12 pm
twilight: 4:47 am
dusk: 6:46 pm
rise: 3:21 am
set: 11:53 am
phase: 24
quarter: Last Quarter
morning:
evning:
 
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